Weekly Horoscope 26th March to 1st April 2014
With Neptune, Mercury and Chiron aligned in Pisces this is set to be a confusing week for all communication. This isn’t the time to be signing serious contracts or making firm promises. After all, no-one will remember precisely what they agreed to afterwards. Hence this week’s motto is, “I fully understand you think I’m from a different planet, so please switch your translator on.”
Aries are on the cusp of change with life’s focus gradually changing from work to play. Choosing where to settle down and build a new life is your next challenge, and overseas looks inviting. Teamwork goes well and quiet times at home with family and friends help you relax.
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Taurus keep being called away from home by work and this week colleagues can be very frustrating. Taking work home only creates stress overload. Being kind to someone you’ve never met before looks like the start of a fabulous friendship, and if you’re looking for a new pet, this is the week to find the perfect furry friend.
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Gemini are in an extremely chatty mood and this week could win a talking Olympics. Family will believe you’re talking sense, but work colleagues won’t want to listen, so walk away and don’t start to bicker. All this chatter goes down well with romance and flirting, but do try and keep track of any promises made.
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Cancer are being all things to all people this week. Being the perfect parent to everyone isn’t easy and at some point you’ll need to take time for yourself. Studies can go extremely well, so can long journeys to places of historical and educational interest. You’re best friend this week is a book, because it won’t expect anything from you.
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Leo will find all work and study challenging through miscommunication, so little progress is made. Very frustrating. Escaping into films and make-believe is fun as well as cuddling up with your romantic partner and making plans for a rosy future.
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Virgo will find talking through problems with loved ones confusing and getting children to listen challenging. Any personal projects can go well, as long as you work in isolation without interference. Short walks and mulling things through on your own are best, or take one special person who’ll truly listen.
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Libra have met a crossroads in life, uncertain what to do for work or who to choose as friends. A new home or house decorating gets your creativity flowing and a modern clean lined look appeals. Mixing business with pleasure appears to be highly successful.
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Scorpio are feeling dramatic and theatrical, but beware not to forget your lines during any performance. Check your wages and any payments to make sure errors haven’t been made. Work takes you away from your normal routine and collecting your partner and chatting on the way home is one of life’s simple pleasures.
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Sagittarius will lack concentration, mainly because other people keep interfering and suggesting ridiculous alternatives. Expect playtime to get interrupted and journeys to be tedious. Run away to your favourite group for intellectual chatter, at least you’re all on the same wave-length.
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Capricorn are in a muddle at home and need a helping hand. Friends are either moaning about their own troubles or not willing to listen. It’s time to escape to the great outdoors, join a new group and build new friendships based on what you want, not what they want from you. Go on, take the plunge and chat to someone you’ve never spoken to before.
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Aquarius are striving to achieve at work but mice appeared to have chewed all the wires in the communications systems. For a change you’ll have to go and speak to people face-to-face, which is refreshing and highly productive. Restlessness will make it difficult to sit indoors, so bundle up against the cold and walk and talk.
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Pisces are keen to be creative but keep swapping and changing their mind as to which is the prime project. Don’t let others sway you into indecision. When it all gets too much grab a mate, take a break and escape to chocolate, and cake and lots of coffee.